A man dies and goes to Hell. There, he finds that there is a different Hell for each country.
First, he goes to German Hell and asks, "What do they do here?" He is told, "First, they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then, they lay you on a bed of nails for an hour. Then the German Devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day!"
The man did not like the sound of that at all. So he moved on to the USA Hell, which was the same. Then he went to Russian Hell, and many more. He discovers that they are all the same, electric chair, bed of nails, and a beating.
Then, he comes to the Iraqi Hell and finds that there is a long line of people waiting to get in.
Amazed, he asks what do they do here?
He is told, "First, they put you in an electric chair for an hour, then they lay you on a bed of nails for an hour, then the Iraqi devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day!"
"But, that is exactly the same as all the other hells. "Why are there so many people waiting to get in?" says the man.
1. No power for the electric chair.
2. Maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work.
3. Some one has stolen all the nails from the bed.
4. The devil is a former government servant, so he comes in, signs the register, and then goes to the canteen!!